Tell me bribes, tell me cheap little bribes…
As Dennis Kucinich (henceforth to be referred to as “Dennis: the Used Douche” or “DUD”) scrambled after President Obama as they deplaned Air Force One, you could almost see the dog poo scooper in DUD’s right hand. Obama has been successful in rope-a-doping one more starstruck fan. Perhaps next time Obama addresses the House, Dennis: the Used Douche will hold his hands to his face, scream shrilly and pass out. The Beatles ain’t got nothin’ on Obama.
Despite Dennis: the Used Douche’s political experience (13 years in Congress and 20 more in the Ohio political system), he’s such an intellectual powermouse (spelling is correct) that he has inevitably screwed over his constituents. He lobbies for the awareness of UFOs and the requirement for complete government-run healthcare.
Obama bribed DUD to go against his own moral fiber and vote for a bill that was not to DUD’s liking. What was promised? Another plane ride? Maybe a Presidential Mont Blanc? Or maybe Obama promised DUD that he could present his Public Option bill every year he remained in office? Maybe Obama promised him the opportunity to present his UFO bill. Maybe Kucinich Baggins has been promised something more directly rewarding (read: campaign funding) from Obama the Grey.
No matter the bribe’s form, it was in the interest of Dennis: the Used Douche and not his constituents. Then again, any constituency who would vote for this vinegar, water, and detritus cocktail likely deserves what they get. I didn’t vote for him, so why do I have to suffer his follies?
Posted on March 17th, 2010 by TheAdamBomb
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