I Want a Piece

Americans are understandably outraged at the Stinkulus package recently passed and signed into law. A recent protest in Arizona had some absolutely hilarious demands for what they want out of the Stinkulus as well. I mean, if we’re going to give money to people for nothing, I want a piece too. Here’s what these people want:

beer for my horses
This guy wants free beer for his horses.

i want $5 million stimulus
This guy only wants $5 million to save his company. That’s not a lot when you’re talking about $1.3 trillion that the stimulus costs.

honorable president
This guy has gone overboard. He simply asks for too much of our government.

cabin by the lake
I’m sure he’s earned it. Or is that what would make him INeligible for any stinkulus money?

stimulus
Isn’t Baseball the great American pasttime? If folks can’t afford to go to games, wouldn’t that be unAmerican? Sounds like a reasonable request to me considering the other crap in the bill.

tummy tuck
I’ll see your tummy tuck and raise you a liposuction!

get rid of squirrels
A .22 rifle will help with that. My sign would say, “give me a gun to help me get rid of squirrels.” Those darn ground squirrels are pesky!

everything is free
This one pretty much sums it all up! To see the rest of the photos gallery, check out the KFYI Photo Gallery.

3 Responses to “I Want a Piece”

  1. Sometimes, I’m really proud of the people in the Phoenix area :)

  2. These are great! I especially like the last one. My husband and I have talked of the fact, we are most Un-American…paying off our own mortgage! Thanks for sharing!
    ~AM

  3. This is what we are really thinking after all the banks and every other fat cat has been getting their share……..Hey, where’s my cut!

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